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Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!
Eugene, Oregon, and sloe gin fizz! Or Eugene, Oregon, and this pitcher of beer I am buying you TONIGHT, at Whirled Pies, 199 W. Eighth Ave., where I am also buying you pizza because I am totally like...
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Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!
Yr Editrix and the Vodka of Power Hey, places in California! It is the weekend when the Wonkebago turns your way! Tonight is a travel day, but you will want to be ready in Sacramento on Saturday, 4 to...
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Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin’ Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)
Las Vegas! Put on your sequins and headdresses and boas and betasseled pasties, because you are joining us … at a park. In the afternoon. For pot luck. Probably don’t put on your pasties at all, come...
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Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!
Trix, Shy and friends YOU GUYS! We are sitting in Zion National Park for TWO DAYS, and goddammit, my mobile hot spot works here! No vacation days for me, AGAIN, on my “half-vacation.” (It’s okay. I had...
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Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some...
We finally have something to be happy about, and we finally have places for our three final stops on the 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour! Spoiler, they are the next three days! Salt Lake City,...
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NICE TIME! SLC Elementary School Renamed For Cool Black Lady Space-Nerd...
Andrew Jackson can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Andrew Jackson can take a flying fuck at the Mooooooooooooon! Jackson Elementary School is Salt Lake City’s oldest elementary school; it was...
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MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It
Screenshot from campaign video. They cropped it, not us. Willard Mittens Romneyton-Rafalca III formally announced his bid for the US Senate today with a cheesy video talking about what a very Utah kind...
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